The Secret Lives of Cats in Portland, Oregon

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comic time

I’m getting super excited to create this month’s e-comic. Did you know I make them over 1 very long day? It’s like this:

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then this:

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Then:

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Done! I will be creating this month’s comic tomorrow. It’s about the secret lives of Cats in Portland. Sign up here

Dream bio

Britt Appleton is an illustrator, writer, satirist, public speaker, photographer, and professional personality. She is the author of the recently published illustrated memoir, “Late Bloomer.” Other works by Appleton include, “The David,” a book of comedic essays about the year she spent traveling with David Sedaris, and, “F#$@ YOU,” an illustrated book about bloggers in America.

The movie version of Late Bloomer was recently awarded “Best Movie Ever” at all the festivals. It stars Penelope Cruz as Britt Appleton. Appleton is also known for several films she’s co-written with Tina Fey. She is a frequent contributer to This American Life, and her many illustrations and humor pieces are featured in the New Yorker. 

Of all of her accomplishments, Appleton is most proud of being Conan O’Brien’s favorite guest. She splits her time between northern and southern California, with her husband, Javier Bardem, and their golden retriever rescue, Jesse. 

All that matters

All that matters

How to be Famous on the Internet

1) be a cat

2) be a cat who fits in a teacup or is friends with a deer

3) already be famous

4) post incorrect geography to Facebook (i.e. “u guys why is it new mexico and mexico instead of north mexico and south mexico?” 

A study of cats for a secret project..

A study of cats for a secret project..

Not eating sugar is the worst. But I feel so good. Damn you, sugar. 

Not eating sugar is the worst. But I feel so good. Damn you, sugar. 

Sign up for my monthly e-comic!

I would LOVE it if you signed up for my monthly e-comic. It is definitely my favorite of my projects. Once a month I set aside a Monday and Tuesday, and burrow into a little hole made of down comforters, pens, and apple products, and I create an e-comic. I send them out on the second or third Wednesday of every month. Oprah loves them. “I love them,” said Oprah. 

Sign up here! 

Sales

I feel like Society6 is practically giving this stuff away. Free shipping every other sometime. This time it’s free shipping through Sunday. Here are my recommendations:

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I made this poster for my mom, because she loves Lee. It’s all of my favorite drawings of Lee compiled together, so you really get a sense of just how naughty and awesome Lee is. In my mind, you hang this in your kid’s room and it gets tempera paint splattered all over it and then you give them a time out. Purchase here

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This is based on a true story. Pete needed help taking out the trash, but I had a popsicle. It’s a lose-lose. Purchase here

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This is an all-time fav of mine. I love wine and this is what happens to me. Wine rocks. Purchase here.

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Is this not the cheesiest f*ing pillow you’ve ever seen? Purchase here.

A Tale of Two (or More) Cities

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It’s a long story why I’m frowning in this photo, but no matter, this is me in my MOOSE SWEATSHIRT. Free shipping through Sunday!
Also, that hair looks like a wig!

It’s a long story why I’m frowning in this photo, but no matter, this is me in my MOOSE SWEATSHIRT. Free shipping through Sunday!

Also, that hair looks like a wig!

A coach and his players

A coach and his players